{"id":1270,"date":"2014-04-03T23:58:26","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T21:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2014-04-04T08:28:26","modified_gmt":"2014-04-04T06:28:26","slug":"mx5-vs-carro-da-compra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/2014\/04\/03\/mx5-vs-carro-da-compra\/","title":{"rendered":"Mx5 vs carro da compra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aconteceu de repente, sen que ninguen o buscase. O carro creceuse de golpe e decidi\u00fa atacar.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-20140403_194557.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1266\" alt=\"wpid-20140403_194557.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-20140403_194557-225x400.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-20140403_194557-225x400.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-20140403_194557-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-20140403_194557.jpg 1126w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A honra do meu pequecho estaba en xogo, ameazada por tres gandes bolsas, varias caixas de leite, latas de melocotons&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.27.55.jpg.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1267\" alt=\"wpid-2014-04-03-23.27.55.jpg.jpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.27.55.jpg-400x225.jpeg\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.27.55.jpg-400x225.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.27.55.jpg-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.27.55.jpg.jpeg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Por suposto, p\u00faxenme de parte do mais baixo,\u00a0comezando un encarnizado combate.<br \/>\nSuperamos \u00f3 noso opo\u00f1ente no primeiro lance, acomodando duas\u00a0 bolsas e tres paquetes de seis litros de leite.<br \/>\nPero o carro contratacou, gindando sen piedade a terceira bolsa, as latas de melocoton, e algun producto de limpeza.<br \/>\nPerdiamos a esperanza de sair victoriosos, non atopabamos saida. Decidimos utilizar os servizos de intelixencia. Divide e venceras. Sacamos os produtos da terceira bolsa e pouco a pouco recupermos terreo, ate acadar, soportando\u00a0con \u00e1nimo inquebrantabel a sarcastica mirada do probable fracaso, unha \u00e9pica victoria.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.28.48.jpg.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1268\" alt=\"wpid-2014-04-03-23.28.48.jpg.jpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.28.48.jpg-400x225.jpeg\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.28.48.jpg-400x225.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.28.48.jpg-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.28.48.jpg.jpeg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Selada con un limpo, elegante e sonoro peche de maleteiro.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.29.25.jpg.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1269\" alt=\"wpid-2014-04-03-23.29.25.jpg.jpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.29.25.jpg-400x225.jpeg\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.29.25.jpg-400x225.jpeg 400w, https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.29.25.jpg-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/wpid-2014-04-03-23.29.25.jpg.jpeg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Se alguen se ri o lelo un cuarto do que eu \u00f3 facelo, pagou a pena. XD, XD, XD,,;-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aconteceu de repente, sen que ninguen o buscase. O carro creceuse de golpe e decidi\u00fa atacar. \u00a0 A honra do meu pequecho estaba en xogo, ameazada por tres gandes bolsas, varias caixas de leite, latas de melocotons&#8230; \u00a0 \u00a0Por suposto, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/2014\/04\/03\/mx5-vs-carro-da-compra\/\">Sigue lendo <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mx5"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1275,"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions\/1275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eira.es\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}